...when we sit you down give you a shave...

Before we can host you at our Burlesque Barber Shop we need you to take care of our monkey…

Make an artist a millionaire and get their design inked on our bassist's back.

And that's how we'll fund turning a run down building in Melville Johannesburg into a gentleman's shaving parlour.

Nonetheless here is the first part of the song about grooming and burlesque. Another soundtrack to another audacious scheme.